13 Tracks of Bagpipe Rock & Roll - Pog Mo Thoin, Drunk as Fuck, This We Will Defend, Paddy’s Green Shamrock Shore, Krampus, Ghetto Piper, Irish Wake, Free Beer Tomorrow, Haggis, Self-Appointed Kilt Inspector, Stairway to Reason, Ladies from Hell, Sgt. McKenzie
All songs composed by John McGovern, Todd Henry and Jay Andersen, except Paddy's Green Shamrock Shore (The Chieftains) and Sgt. MacKenzie (John Kilna MacKenzie).
All songs performed by John McGovern, Todd Henry and Jay Andersen, and recorded, mixed and mastered by Jay Andersen at Operation-Audio / BohemeSphere in Saugerties,NY
Lyrics by John McGovern
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lyrics
I stride strong into the pub,
My kilt sways to and thro,
Alas back by the bar,
Is a fat, old drunken ho.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
“What’s underneath your kilt?”,
She giggles out with glee,
And starts walking to me,
To cop a feel for free.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
“Now hold a minute lassie,
Cease your sexual assault”
You do not meet my standards,
And that’s your own damn fault.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
Now, I’ll never strike a lady,
But she no lady be,
Just a drunken horny slob,
Who’ll lay no hand on me.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
For standing right behind me,
Is my lovely wife,
You lay one finger on me,
She’ll fucking end your life.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
So begone evil wench,
Crawl back underneath your rock,
This pub is not a farmyard,
And I’m not your crowing cock.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
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