Name: All I Want for Christmas is a Divorce
Duration: P00H02M12S
Description: Merry Christmas!

All I Want for Christmas is a Divorce

by Alternative Ulster

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Merry Christmas!

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All I want for Christmas is a divorce,
I can't keep riding this same old horse,
my life's banquet needs a new course,
all I want for Christmas is a divorce.

Dear Santa, I want a divorce decree,
a piece of parchment to set me free,
my midlife crisis is agony,
Dear Santa, I want a divorce decree.

I long to live life on my own,
at long last the kids are grown,
to fickle chance my dice are thrown,
I long to live life on my own.

The time has come to say goodbye,
no need to curse, no cause to cry,
you cannot say I didn’t try,
The time has come to say goodbye.

So Dear Santa set me free,
for we were just not meant to be,
put a pardon under my tree,
So Dear Santa set me free,.

And it’s not your business, priest,
if I trade a famine for a feast,
and have some joy, at last, at least,
it’s not your Goddamned business, priest.

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released December 18, 2017
Lyrics by John McGovern
Music by Jay Andersen, Todd Henry and John McGovern
Recorded and mixed December 18, 2017 by Jay Andersen @ Operation-Audio, Saugerties, NY

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Alternative Ulster New York

Founded in March 2015, Alternative Ulster hails from NY State's Catskill's region. Members are John McGovern on bagpipes and banjo, Todd Henry on vocals and drums and Jay Anderson on guitar and bass as well as all recording and mixing. While recording their Christmas CD, the lads needed a lady for the female lines. Wendy Henry's singing so blew them away that she's now a full member of the band ... more

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