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CHUCK IT IN THE FUCK​-​IT BUCKET

from BOOBIES, BANJOS, BAGPIPES & BEER by Alternative Ulster

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lyrics

When life tries to get you down,
Turn that frown upside down,
Kill the king and take his crown
And Chuck it in the Fuck-it bucket.

When your date is running late,
Don’t just moan and masterbate,
You’re the master of your own fate,
So chuck it in the fuck-it bucket.

When Satan gives you his eat shit stare
Take that hump up on his dare,
Show him that you just don’t care
And chuck it in the fuck-it bucket.
(Serve him his ass medium rare)

When that smell is over-ripe
Don’t just gag, bitch and gripe,
Smoke it in your “don’t care” pipe,
And chuck it in the fuck-it bucket.

So never cry over milk spilt,
Never shrink, and never wilt,
Stand tall and lift up your kilt,
And chuck it in the fuck-it bucket.

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from BOOBIES, BANJOS, BAGPIPES & BEER, released August 16, 2018
Todd Henry - Drums
Jay Andersen - Guitars, Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
John McGovern - Bagpipes, Banjo, Lead Vocals
recorded, mixed and mastered by Jay Andersen at Operation-Audio/ Bohemosphere in Saugerties, NY

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Alternative Ulster New York

Founded in March 2015, Alternative Ulster hails from NY State's Catskill's region. Members are John McGovern on bagpipes and banjo, Todd Henry on vocals and drums and Jay Anderson on guitar and bass as well as all recording and mixing. While recording their Christmas CD, the lads needed a lady for the female lines. Wendy Henry's singing so blew them away that she's now a full member of the band ... more

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