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  • POG MO THOIN - 13 track CD
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    13 Tracks of Bagpipe Rock & Roll - Pog Mo Thoin, Drunk as Fuck, This We Will Defend, Paddy’s Green Shamrock Shore, Krampus, Ghetto Piper, Irish Wake, Free Beer Tomorrow, Haggis, Self-Appointed Kilt Inspector, Stairway to Reason, Ladies from Hell, Sgt. McKenzie

    All songs composed by John McGovern, Todd Henry and Jay Andersen, except Paddy's Green Shamrock Shore (The Chieftains) and Sgt. MacKenzie (John Kilna MacKenzie).

    All songs performed by John McGovern, Todd Henry and Jay Andersen, and recorded, mixed and mastered by Jay Andersen at Operation-Audio / BohemeSphere in Saugerties,NY

    Lyrics by John McGovern

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If you've been a little prick,
you'll get no gifts from Old St. Nick.
If all you do is bitch and fuss,
best beware of old Krampus.

With cloven hoof and horns of goat,
the hairy beast has a wicker tote,
to carry off the little brats,
to snap their bones and render their fats.

He rows from the Rondout in a wooden boat,
with arms of a man and legs of a goat.
If you don't pray and go to church,
he'll put you in chains and whip you with birch.

If you do not love the Lord our God,
sure as shit you'll get Krampus' rod.
With eyes of fire and tongue so long,
He's the reason for the season and this song.

You better pay the piper for his tune,
or all the kids will be gone before the next noon.
There will be no Christmas without no kids,
no Johnnies, no Nancys and even no Sids.

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from POG MO THOIN, released February 11, 2018

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Alternative Ulster New York

Founded in March 2015, Alternative Ulster hails from NY State's Catskill's region. Members are John McGovern on bagpipes and banjo, Todd Henry on vocals and drums and Jay Anderson on guitar and bass as well as all recording and mixing. While recording their Christmas CD, the lads needed a lady for the female lines. Wendy Henry's singing so blew them away that she's now a full member of the band ... more

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