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LADIES FROM HELL

from POG MO THOIN by Alternative Ulster

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    13 Tracks of Bagpipe Rock & Roll - Pog Mo Thoin, Drunk as Fuck, This We Will Defend, Paddy’s Green Shamrock Shore, Krampus, Ghetto Piper, Irish Wake, Free Beer Tomorrow, Haggis, Self-Appointed Kilt Inspector, Stairway to Reason, Ladies from Hell, Sgt. McKenzie

    All songs composed by John McGovern, Todd Henry and Jay Andersen, except Paddy's Green Shamrock Shore (The Chieftains) and Sgt. MacKenzie (John Kilna MacKenzie).

    All songs performed by John McGovern, Todd Henry and Jay Andersen, and recorded, mixed and mastered by Jay Andersen at Operation-Audio / BohemeSphere in Saugerties,NY

    Lyrics by John McGovern

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The Germans fled in fear,
and left behind their beer.
when they heard their own death knell,
played by the Ladies from Hell.

The highland pipes are weapons of war,
The celtic piper played the score.
That raised the spirits of their men,
at the gates of hell, and home again.

A man in a kilt is a man and a half,
who'll slit your throat with the blade by his calf.
Balls that big don't fit in pants well,
the biggest balls belong to the Ladies from Hell.

In the fields where many fell,
They piped their foes off to hell.
A war to end all wars to win,
waged against the force of sin.

They fought the fight they knew was right,
and filled their troops with righteous might.
They freed the french who dropped their guns,
from the evil hold of the vicious huns.

A man in a kilt is a man and a half,
who'll slit your throat with the blade by his calf.
Balls that big don't fit in pants well,
the biggest balls belong to the Ladies from Hell.

From many a nazi blood was spilt,
at the hands of a man in a kilt.
And whether they wore stars or stripes,
they all stood in awe of the man with the pipes.

They wore gas masks to kill death’s stench
and awaited the reaper in a muddy trench
when the time came to charge no-man’s land
the kilted piper was their one man band.

A man in a kilt is a man and a half,
who'll slit your throat with the blade by his calf.
Balls that big don't fit in pants well,
the biggest balls belong to the Ladies from Hell.

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from POG MO THOIN, released February 11, 2018

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Founded in March 2015, Alternative Ulster hails from NY State's Catskill's region. Members are John McGovern on bagpipes and banjo, Todd Henry on vocals and drums and Jay Anderson on guitar and bass as well as all recording and mixing. While recording their Christmas CD, the lads needed a lady for the female lines. Wendy Henry's singing so blew them away that she's now a full member of the band ... more

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